I hate Monday mornings

So it's Monday yet again. Only three weeks until half term (if you don't include this one). 

It still seems so far away though. Far far away as in the fictional world that Shrek and Fiona live in.

But would it make it go faster if i started to do a countdown clock on my phone? After all I have one for my pregnancy so why not have one for half term? 

Answers on a postcard please.